
Pizza insurance forever! This is great in wedding situations because sometimes there is like nothing and then sometimes there is everything.

"eat exactly one slice of pizza before you go to an event where you're not sure of the food situation. if there is food, you won't have ruined your appetite; if there is no food, you're not starving. pizza insurance." Genius.

eat exactly one slice of pizza before you go to an event where you’re not sure of the food situation. if there is food, you won’t have ruined your appetite; if there is no food, you’re not starving. pizza insurance.
4 days ago
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